The Things They Said

A fool and her money are soon courted.

Helen Rowland(1875-1950) British-US writer

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.

Spike Milligan (1918-2002) Indian-born Irish comedian/writer/actor.

I’d like to have money. And I’d like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope they will, but if that’s too adorable, I’d rather have money.

Dorothy Parker (1893-1967) US author, poet, journalist and humorist

I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need if I die by four o’clock this afternoon.

Henny Youngman (1906-98) US comedian